Kelso Quotes
Kelso:"You know what word is funny? PICKELWEASEL!!"
Fez: "You're whipped like the family pig."
Kelso: "Hey, I am not pig whip"
Kelso: "Puffy shirt man called, he wants his puffy shirt back!"
Kelso: "Burn!"
Kelso: Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is 3 words, "I-don't-know." "Where are
you going?", "I don't know." "What are you thinking?", "I don't know". "Who's that under you?", "I don't know." It's bullet-proof.
Hyde: Think about it, a world full of Kelsos. Libraries will fall into disrepair, there'd be
feathered hair as far as the eye could see, we'll have to put padding on every sharp corner.
Kitty: Oh My God! He's having a heart attack!
Kelso: He's not having a heat attack! He's Having an arm attack!
Kelso: Hmmmm, what to do, what to do. I know what to do!....IT!!
Kelso: Why would you just cuddle with her when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is "it."
That's why they call it "it." IT!
Hyde: We should record our conversation so we can write it down, man. I bet that's how the writers
of National Lampoon do it.
Kelso: Yea well I read somewhere that there are these people in France.
Hyde: What do they
do?
Kelso: They're incredibly...French.
Eric: Oh thats it, I'm getting the tape recorder.
Fez: Where's my toast you
idiots?
Kelso: Horror movies turn chicks
on faster than porno.
Steven: Faster than that?
Kelso: Yeah! I wish somebody
would make a porno horror movie.
Jackie: You
could wear your David Bowie butt huggers.
Steven: Michael
that would be super.
Kelso: Laugh
if you want man but my butt looks pretty good in those.
Kelso: Listen what can I get for $17?
Red: Well...we've got some really nice heavy-duty extension cords.
Kelso: No. How much is that refrigerator?
Steven: So this Kate, is she hot?
Kelso: Of course she is all college girls are hot...Well we've seen the brochures right?
Kelso: Cartoons make me horny. Oh and food.
